Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

2204355 - I'm Feeling Lucky

google


Google is a multinational public cloud computing, internet search, and advertising technologies corporation. It was founded by Larry Page and Sergey Brin, also known as the Google guys. You can watch how they came to develop such a huge company by themselves in their biography DVD, Biography - The Google Boys.

Google is very famous for their search engine. So famous that the word "Google" is now often used as a verb, meaning "to search it on the net". An example is, "I'm going to Google movies". But as I surf the net for interesting stuff, as I always do, I found this very interesting and very hilarious thing on some blogs. It once worked in the US server for Google but not anymore because of the ranking of some blogs writing about it. But I tried it in the Philippine server, since I'm pinoy, and it works and hilarious as hell.

First go to Google Philippines at http://www.google.com.ph/. Type 2204355 then click "I'm Feeling Lucky", or in the Google Philippines' case "Sinusuwerte Ako". After you clicked it, you'll get a flash video that lookes like the image below (2204355.swf).



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It shows a black dude dancing while while eating chicken. It really seems pointless and idiotic, but it's idiocy is what makes it so damn funny. Nobody really know who uploaded this but blogs and forums are posting it everywhere and talking about how funny it is. Well enough said, why don't you just try it for yourself and see if it cracks you up.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

The Best Engine in the World

I was surfing the net when i stumbled into a very interesting image and a very funny quote from it. It was really hilarious that I decided to blog about it. It is about the best engine in the world, but not an engine like the 6.5 Hp Overhead Valve Engine 3/4 Inch Shaft. Well enough said, you'll understand when you see the image below.

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For those who can't read it, it says:


In 1912, the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, M.D. Ph.D. published the following:
"The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental."


I honestly laugh my ass offed when i read this. And I'm sure you did too.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

learning to speak english

this video was shared to me by a friend. this is a clip from the batsu game high school edition.

as what i posted the other day, batsu game is a japanese game show in which they try not to laugh. if they do, a punishment will be executed upon them. watch the video as they hold their laughter in as they watch a very idiotic and funny training video which teaches to speak english. enjoy..lol


Wednesday, September 23, 2009

MRI scan???

MRI, or Magnetic Resonance Imaging, is primarily a medical imaging technique most commonly used in radiology to visualize the internal structure and function of the body. it is very useful in neurological(brain), muscuskeletal, cardiovascular, and oncological(cancer) imaging.

the MRI scanner is certainly useful on the field of medicine. and on top of that, it is completely safe. but what if you have an MRI scan, and the scanner have this "unique" feature? watch the video below so you can understand what i mean..lol


Tuesday, September 22, 2009

batsu game

i've been recently watching this certain japanese game show on youtube. the show's name is "gaki no tsukai ya arahende!!", which means "this is no job for kids!!". i particularly love watching their batsu games or punishment games, especially the "no-laughing" batsu games.

they play the no-laughing batsu games once a year, but they have to survive it for 24 hours. it's called "no-laughing" because they are prohibitted to laugh. and when they do,their punishment is to be hit on the butt..lol..

the producers of this game show puts traps everywhere plus the cameos of some japanese celebrities, which makes it impossible for them not to laugh. it is really funny and so fun to watch. click the link below to watch their videos.

Monday, February 16, 2009

depth charge on heart's day

heart's day.. it's so frustrating to see couples wherever i look.. yes, i admit i'm kinda envious at them.. oh well.. with no one to spend the day with, i decided to hang out at our usual "tambayan" when i received a text message from paul, "ad2 na dri chill, xot tah".. then i remembered that jepoy's bday was after valentines day and they were planning to celebrate it at exactly 12am.. well what do you think i did after that? of course i went there, i'll go where ever there's booze..ahehehe..


time check, 9:48pm.. i arrived at chillout, jep's booze store..ahehehe.. as i stepped in, i found some familliar faces.. jepoy(of course, it's his place..hehe), jenny, mafel, edmund, paul, chikay, oskie(i dunno if i spelled it right), and some others..

first drink when i got there, el hombre tequila.. oh crap, not this again..ahehehe.. sure enough chikay got drunk from the tequila.. the last exact words i heard from her before paul acompanied her home was, "paul, parahi kog taxi!!! kanang blue!!!!"..ahahahahahaha.. mamili pjud ka ha..lol... well when paul got back it was already 12am and edmund gave jep his bday pizza and a bday song from us... hence, the video below...



well after that, we gathered up and started the official drinking session with jep's bday pizza as "pulutan"...


and that's when edmund suggested we have a depth charge... i was ignorant of the term as they explained the contents of the cocktail.. after hearing it, i'm not quite sure if i can drink this one.. basically depth charge, or most commonly known as boilermaker, is a beer cocktail composed of beer and vodka(you can also use whiskey or tequila).. the beer is poured in a glass and the vodka is poured into a shot glass or jigger.. the idea is dropping the jigger filled with vodka into the beer-filled glass then jugging it right after... some people add honey to the mix, some even put sugar at the tip of the glass...




after a few round of shots, we all got drunk..hehehe.. some of us even puked.. well, it was one hell of a night and it was fun.. it ended with us eating burgers courtesy of the burgerman(i will not tell who due to our discrete agreement...hehehehe)

Monday, January 19, 2009

the best terminator movie ever

i gotta post this.. i've seen this trailer before.. it was a sketch by mad tv, and now iv come across it again in youtube.com.. you've seen the terminator movies i assume, this one is utterly nonesense but funny nonetheless..

basically the story of the terminator series was a terminator going back to the past to kill john connor, or another terminator going back to save him.. well it was to prevent judgement day i supposed..

in this trailer, the terminator once again gone back in time, in an attempt to change the future, to yet save another person.. a more important person than anyone else, jesus christ.. yes, you've heared me, jesus christ..

the title is, "the greatest action story ever told.. well enough said, just watch this funny trailer for yourself..hehehehe




matrix ping pong

i found this video a long time ago, and i jst thought i'd share this all with you.. it is a comedy game show in japan where the contestants makes the audience laugh.. this is was one entry about ping pong and the matrix join together.. enjoy..hehehe...