Monday, January 19, 2009

30 things WE want girls to know

1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.

2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a

3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses
sometimes too.

4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around
comes around.

6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the
reason's we're going out with you.

7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares

8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's
wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and
nothing more.

9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think
that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked

10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.

11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us.
It's just wrong............

12. Don't make bets about us, because one of
your friends will tell us, if you don't.

13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

14. We absolutely do not care about the
Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what
any other guy looks like for that matter.

15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of
the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.

16. Just cause you think you're always right,
doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize
when you do something "wrong."

17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for
you, but it would be nice if you did the same every
once in a while. We like to know that you love us.

18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to
help us make the plans sometimes.

19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you,
cause you might get what you wish for.

20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we
would say". That's just mean.

21. Never pretend like you are going to break up
with us and laugh when we believe you.

22. Pamela Anderson's tits aren't fake anymore,
but we like yours better anyway.

23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't
want a relationship.

24. PMS is not an excuse.

25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're
done, you should put it up when you're done.

26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend
was. That doesn't turn us on.

And always remember: The way to a guys
heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh

28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might
be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just

29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip
out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want
to be friends.

30. And last but not least: We know you're not
always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.

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