learning to speak english

this video was shared to me by a friend. this is a clip from the batsu game high school edition.

as what i posted the other day, batsu game is a japanese game show in which they try not to laugh. if they do, a punishment will be executed upon them. watch the video as they hold their laughter in as they watch a very idiotic and funny training video which teaches to speak english. enjoy..lol

MRI scan???

MRI, or Magnetic Resonance Imaging, is primarily a medical imaging technique most commonly used in radiology to visualize the internal structure and function of the body. it is very useful in neurological(brain), muscuskeletal, cardiovascular, and oncological(cancer) imaging.

the MRI scanner is certainly useful on the field of medicine. and on top of that, it is completely safe. but what if you have an MRI scan, and the scanner have this "unique" feature? watch the video below so you can understand what i mean..lol

batsu game

i've been recently watching this certain japanese game show on youtube. the show's name is "gaki no tsukai ya arahende!!", which means "this is no job for kids!!". i particularly love watching their batsu games or punishment games, especially the "no-laughing" batsu games.

they play the no-laughing batsu games once a year, but they have to survive it for 24 hours. it's called "no-laughing" because they are prohibitted to laugh. and when they do,their punishment is to be hit on the butt..lol..

the producers of this game show puts traps everywhere plus the cameos of some japanese celebrities, which makes it impossible for them not to laugh. it is really funny and so fun to watch. click the link below to watch their videos.

click here to see the videos

25 facts about me (i got tagged)

i got this tag from an old friend and a blogger as well, the uber kathy..haha.. i wasn't planning to post anything as of now coz frankly i got nothing to post..wahehhe.. so thanks kat..hehe..

here's a quick list of facts about the guy known as cagzkie...


1. i loooove chocolates, especially black ones
2. i love the beach.. if given the fortune, i would buy one..hahaha
3. i hate arrogant people, they just seem to get on my nerves..grrr
4. i am IN LOVE with jessica alba
5. music is my passion.. i love listening to it, and playing it..
6. my name, josef, isn't such a mystery.. my father's name is joseph.. his sisters are josephine and josefa, and my grandfather is jose.. so you figure it out..ahehehe
7. aparently, josef is a scandinavian variant of joseph.. it means "God will add.."
8. i am a dreamer.. well..umm..most often daydreaming..ahehehe
9. i love movies!!!
10. crazy about watching anime..hehehe



11. want so much to learn japanese.. still struggling though..ahehehe
12. i listen to the Beatles
13. i am an insomniac.. yes, i have trouble sleeping..
14. i can stay awake for 2 days if i want to.. i told yah, insomnia..hehe
15. my current record for being single is 2 years and 10 months (holy crap!!! it's been that long?!!!)
16. i have 3 dogs.. cheeky, meia, and my pup denzo
17. i hate frogs.. i mean just look at them.. their slimy skin and grrrr..
18. i am alto phobic, yes i am afraid of heights
19. i attract the most weirdest group of people.. much like myself..haha
20. i am flexible, i am open to any topic.. which is what most people like about me (well that's what they say at least..hehe)



21. sad to say i'm a chain smoker..awtz
22. i don't really enjoy scary movies.. for me the storyline is the same, there's really nothing to look forward to..toink!
23. i can't live without an internet connection..wahahahaha
24. i am a coffeeholic..
25. and last but not least, a girl i knew once said to me that i looked good in red and that i should wear red ore often.. it has been my favorite color ever since then.. and that that color never failed me even once..hahahaha.. mabuhay ang kulay pula!!!!




there you go, 25 things which composes who i am.. well since this survey is intended to be pass along, i would like to tag the following people.. wag na kayo umangal..ahehehe

- bai
- borge
- ghera
- hazel
- lizeth
- mimot

pass it along guys

21 things girls don't realize

1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about....

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2) Guys are more emotional than you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.

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3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile(:

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4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

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5) Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

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6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

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7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

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8) GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM!!!

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9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot.

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10)If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

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11)If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and he is really thinking about something

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12) When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is

Guys rarely say that

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13)When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"

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14)If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

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15) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking

something.

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16) Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them

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17)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

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18)No guy can handle all his problems on his own.

He's just too stubborn to admit it

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19)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE!!!

Just because ONE is RUDE doesnt mean he represents ALL of them

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20)WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

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21)Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life

depth charge on heart's day

heart's day.. it's so frustrating to see couples wherever i look.. yes, i admit i'm kinda envious at them.. oh well.. with no one to spend the day with, i decided to hang out at our usual "tambayan" when i received a text message from paul, "ad2 na dri chill, xot tah".. then i remembered that jepoy's bday was after valentines day and they were planning to celebrate it at exactly 12am.. well what do you think i did after that? of course i went there, i'll go where ever there's booze..ahehehe..

chillout's friendster profile

time check, 9:48pm.. i arrived at chillout, jep's booze store..ahehehe.. as i stepped in, i found some familliar faces.. jepoy(of course, it's his place..hehe), jenny, mafel, edmund, paul, chikay, oskie(i dunno if i spelled it right), and some others..

first drink when i got there, el hombre tequila.. oh crap, not this again..ahehehe.. sure enough chikay got drunk from the tequila.. the last exact words i heard from her before paul acompanied her home was, "paul, parahi kog taxi!!! kanang blue!!!!"..ahahahahahaha.. mamili pjud ka ha..lol... well when paul got back it was already 12am and edmund gave jep his bday pizza and a bday song from us... hence, the video below...

well after that, we gathered up and started the official drinking session with jep's bday pizza as "pulutan"...


and that's when edmund suggested we have a depth charge... i was ignorant of the term as they explained the contents of the cocktail.. after hearing it, i'm not quite sure if i can drink this one.. basically depth charge, or most commonly known as boilermaker, is a beer cocktail composed of beer and vodka(you can also use whiskey or tequila).. the beer is poured in a glass and the vodka is poured into a shot glass or jigger.. the idea is dropping the jigger filled with vodka into the beer-filled glass then jugging it right after... some people add honey to the mix, some even put sugar at the tip of the glass...




after a few round of shots, we all got drunk..hehehe.. some of us even puked.. well, it was one hell of a night and it was fun.. it ended with us eating burgers courtesy of the burgerman(i will not tell who due to our discrete agreement...hehehehe)

video slideshow

i've been making some video slideshow in windows movie maker.. then a couple of months back, i stumbled into this cool site that makes video slideshow.. it was really easy, you do the whole thing online.. it's kinda cool, here is the video i made.. enjoy...

E.U.T. trip to enchanted kingdom




here's the link to "onetruemedia", click here...

windows movie maker

here are some videos i made from a while back... i used windows movie maker for these videos... most of them are just music videos, enjoy....



fm static - moment of truth




fm static - hey now




uic hi skul batch 2002




E.U.T. members

the things i do when i'm bored

insomnia, a symptom of a sleeping disorder characterized by persistent difficulty falling or staying asleep despite the opportunity. It is typically followed by functional impairment while awake. Insomniacs have been known to complain about being unable to close their eyes or "rest their mind" for more than a few minutes at a time..

yes i often have trouble sleeping.. it sometime coz of thinking too much of someone, someone whose name i will not tell..lol..

as of now i found joy in blogging as i stay awake at night.. but sometimes i do some graphic editing.. i mostly use adobe photoshop cs3 for this.. here some graphics i made so far.. hope its not that bad for your taste..lol...

the best terminator movie ever

i gotta post this.. i've seen this trailer before.. it was a sketch by mad tv, and now iv come across it again in youtube.com.. you've seen the terminator movies i assume, this one is utterly nonesense but funny nonetheless..

basically the story of the terminator series was a terminator going back to the past to kill john connor, or another terminator going back to save him.. well it was to prevent judgement day i supposed..

in this trailer, the terminator once again gone back in time, in an attempt to change the future, to yet save another person.. a more important person than anyone else, jesus christ.. yes, you've heared me, jesus christ..

the title is, "the greatest action story ever told.. well enough said, just watch this funny trailer for yourself..hehehehe

matrix ping pong

i found this video a long time ago, and i jst thought i'd share this all with you.. it is a comedy game show in japan where the contestants makes the audience laugh.. this is was one entry about ping pong and the matrix join together.. enjoy..hehehe...

the road i must travel...

i recently heard a song that a friend of mine gave me which titled "the road i must travel" by the nightwatchman.. i later found out that the nightwatchman was tom morello..yes, tom morello.. for those who doesnt know him, he is a well known guitarist who played for rage against the machine and audioslave.. knowing this, i would assume that this was an activist song.. and i was right.. and the song really sounds good, as expected from tom morello.. when i watched the video for this song, i found some pretty interesting quotes by some famous people.. here are some of them:

"if there is no struggle, there is no progress."
-frederick douglas

"i am not a liberator. liberators do not exist. the people liberate themselves."
-che guevara

"i die with a clear conscience. i die fighting...not like a coward."
-joe hill

"resistance to tyranny is man's biggest ideal."
-emma goldman

"the revolution has always been in the hands of the young. the young always inherit the revolution."
-huey newton

"ideas are also weapons."
-subcomandante marcos

"i believe that there will ultimately be a clash between the oppressed and those who do the oppressing."
-malcom x

"first they ignore you. then they laugh at you. then they fight you. then you win."
-mohandas k. gandhi

if you want to hear the song, or watch the video, click here..enjoy

100 things guys MUST know about girls

1. Girls like guys with sense of humor.

2. Girls hate guys who always brag about themselves.

3. It's a rare thing for girls to go for flings unlike many guys do.

4. Take a close look at this paradox: Girls are generally impulsive buyers but are good in budgeting.

5. Too sweet girls are usually the naggers.

6. Your girlfriend can either jokingly or seriously
get jealous over your basketball games.

7. Girls are very suspicious human beings.

8. A guy oughta understand his girl's mood swings specially when she has her monthly period.

9. Girls love to chat about anything.

10. Girls easily get carried away by their emotions.

11. You must tell a girl that you are courting her. Unless you make an obvious proposal, she could either play numb or be really numb of your feelings for her.

12. The girl who gives you a quick "yes" could either be too impulsive.

13. A girl's decision is always changeable.

14. It is really hard to trace why girls are unpredictable.

15. Girls can easily change their mind because of hearsays.

16. Girls hate guys who gossip.

17. You would know that a girl likes you if she laughs even at your
corniest joke and even pays attention at your nonsense talk.

18. You can hook a girl by knowing her interests.

19. It is a fact that girls, since the brith of the world, can be professional flirts using their magical charms.

20. Girls hate it when you make them wait.

21. Girls love babies.

22. If you're truly in love with a girl, you will have a
hard time to convince her telling so.

23. Girls don't take a full meal especially when they are on a diet.
But they love to eat junkfood, sweets or fruits in between meals that can double up a full meal.

24. Beware: a girl knows how to persuade you that you could do her a
favor through her charisma or seductive body language without you knowing it.

25. Girls are flattered when you make them melt in your eyes, but they would do anything just to show disapproval.

26. Girls are every conscious people.

27. Girls hate guys who whistle at their back. The act makes them look like cheap.

28. Girls hate guys who hurt them physically.

29. A girl is not necessarily after a guy with towering height. He just has to be taller then she is.

30. Girls generally do not court guys which make you guys so lucky to have their privilege to court your pick.

31. Girls who court guys are desperate. It is awkward to see a girl courting a guy.

32. Girls usually compete unconsciously among themselves especially when it comes to beauty.

33. Girls love pampering and being pampered by their boyfriends. So be careful, this can lead her to be possessive.

34. Never spoil a girl. Someday, if you fail to do a favor for her, she could lay the blame on you after all you did to her.

35. Girls have changeable moods.

36. Girls love being serenaded. The spookiest and the corniest thing that you do is for her the most romantic and the most memorable.

37. Girls like smart guys.

38. Girls like neat and presentable guys.

39. If you're thinking that girls are very particular with a guy's looks, then it's time for you to make a paradigm shift. It's actually the attitude and the way you treat them that they mostly fall for.

40. Girls can keep their deepest darkest secrets for a lifetime unlike guys who are very open about themselves.

41. Girls are the ones who can make a relationship stay longer but they don't want to have the dominating character over their boyfriend.

42. You should let her cool first before you say sorry, otherwise she won't accept your apology.

43. Girls usually go for older guys.

44. Like Eve, a girl is man's weakness.

45. Girls are generally pitiful and merciful.

46. Girls are physically weaker than guys but are emotionally stronger when problems arise.

47. Girls easily cry. That is why they are rarely violent because they ventilate themselves through crying.

48. A girl smokes and drinks though she knows it's not a good impression on her.

49. Girls love gentlemen.

50. Girls like guys who can protect and defend them. You don't have to be a macho man though.

51. Girls hate weaklings. It's enough that their gender has the
weakest physique of all human being.

52. A girl can be fond of an effeminate. They may fall in love with
a gay under considerable reasons.

53. Girls are constantly demure when guys (especially their crushes) are around but can be wild behind their back.

54. A girl hates it when her friend squeals about her crushes or
secrets.

55. A girl that has admired a stranger could research even the least and nonsense bits of info about him.

56. Girls are generally more organized people than guys.

57. Girls wear makeup not because they are not confident with how they look but because they want to highlight their physical assets.

58. Girls like guys with electrical and carpentering skills. These assure them that they can handle even the smallest and peculiar thing.

59. Girls like McGyver-like guys who can easily look for a way out when situations corner them.

60. Girls are generally good in subjects like Language and Social Science than Mathematics and General Science.

61. If a girl says "no," believe her. If a girl really likes you, she wouldn't give you a "no." She'll give you hanging messages instead.

62. Girls only play hard-to-get when they think her crush or suitor finds her obvious that she has feelings for him.

63. Girls have legions of insecurities.

64. Girls also stammer when they're talking to the guy they truly admire.

65. Girls have innumerable crushes but her heart belongs only to one guy.

66. Girls mature faster and grow older than guys their same age.

67. Girls are more prone to getting fat easily.

68. Girls love receiving letters.

69. Girls are mostly panic-buyers and worriers.

70. Girls love surprises.

71. It is false humility girls show when they're given compliments.

72. It is by playing tame pussycat but you tame the shrew.

73. Before you court a girl, study her inside out.

74. Girls are particular in getting, grouping, or having things in one color.

75. It's hard for a girl to recover from her past.

76. A girls prefers to learn about relationships from novels than through experience.

77. Psychologists proved that a girl, who was molested at a very young age, loses her self esteem and develops negative attitude towards other people.

78. A girl can easily forgive you if you are sincere with your apology.

79. A girl can only be healed from her past through the enabling touch of God.

80. Girls murmur a lot or make tantrums when they get irritated. They can control their emotions but not their temper.

81. Girls easily get watery eyed over telenovelas and dramas.

82. A girl gets annoyed to a guy who pushes himself so hard to get her.

83. Girls act snob to guys either they like too much or hate too much.

84. A girl can suppress her feelings if she knows that a relationship wouldn't work.

85. Girls are weight conscious.

86. If a guy is too innocent about handling a relationship, a girl would rather dump him.

87. Girls love being wooed.

88. A girl would flaunt her assets just to hook you.

89. Immature guys are out from girl's list.

90. There's somehow a prick in a girl, who busted you, when she learns you're courting another girl, she'll thinks that that girl
would rather dump you also.

91. A girl can make you wait for years in courting her but could eventually give you a "no" in the long run.

92. It is not always because she said "yes" that she likes or love you. She could have just said it for superficial reasons.

93. A girl loves talking all alone with the guy she's truly in love with especially in romantic and isolated places.

94. Girls drool a lot over shopping malls.

95. Girls like guys with broad shoulders and breasts.

96. Girls admire sports-minded guys a lot.

97. High heels increases a girl's poise on a catwalk.

98. Girls love guys who can bear with what they feel.

99. Girls are genetically sensitive.

100. Unless a girl enters Nursing, Biology, or medical courses or profession, she will always have that irk from seeing blood and will always repel to see, smell, or even hear disgusting stuff

30 things WE want girls to know

1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.

2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a
LOSER.

3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses
sometimes too.

4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around
comes around.

6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the
reason's we're going out with you.

7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares
us.

8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's
wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and
nothing more.

9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think
that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked
cool.

10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.

11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us.
It's just wrong............

12. Don't make bets about us, because one of
your friends will tell us, if you don't.

13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

14. We absolutely do not care about the
Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what
any other guy looks like for that matter.

15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of
the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.

16. Just cause you think you're always right,
doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize
when you do something "wrong."

17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for
you, but it would be nice if you did the same every
once in a while. We like to know that you love us.

18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to
help us make the plans sometimes.

19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you,
cause you might get what you wish for.

20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we
would say". That's just mean.

21. Never pretend like you are going to break up
with us and laugh when we believe you.

22. Pamela Anderson's tits aren't fake anymore,
but we like yours better anyway.

23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't
want a relationship.

24. PMS is not an excuse.

25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're
done, you should put it up when you're done.

26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend
was. That doesn't turn us on.

27. And always remember: The way to a guys
heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh
nevermind.

28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might
be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just
wrong.

29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip
out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want
to be friends.

30. And last but not least: We know you're not
always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.

a poem i made for her a while back

12 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU

- i hate the way you smile coz it makes me feel so weak

- i hate your company coz i long for it everyday of the week

- i hate the way you dress, it makes me like you more

- i hate your boyish charm coz its always what ive been looking for

- i hate how i think about you every single time

- i hate it when im doing nothing then you just pop in my mind

- i hate myself for constantly feeling this way

- i hate it when im with you and ive got nothing to say

- i hate how i miss you, wishing you’re around

- i hate it when i want to hear your voice, just one sound

- i hate what i wrote in this poem coz i dont hate you

- and i hate it coz i think im falling for you

if only you would give me one single chance to prove my worth

and i promise that i wont let your heart, ever get hurt…